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    FROM THE NEWS-LEDGER — AUG 27, 2014:
    Chuck Norris jokes, which riff on the martial arts star’s invincibility, may be old. But they’re still funny. Here are a few for your amusement:

    — There used to be a street called “Chuck Norris Avenue.” But they had to change the name, because no one crosses “Chuck Norris” and lives.
    — Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his living room. It’s not dead — it’s just afraid to move.
    — When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
    — Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
    — Chuck Norris uses a stunt double- — for crying scenes.
    — Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.
    — Chuck Norris can watch ’60 Minutes’ in only 25.
    — If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris still has more than you.
    — Chuck Norris doesn’t climb trees, he just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
    — Superman and Chuck Norris once held a wrestling match on a bet: the loser had to wear his underpants on the outside.

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