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    Two hunters were out in the woods, when one them clutched his chest and collapsed. He stopped breathing and his eyes seemed to glaze over.

    His buddy whipped out a cell phone and called 911.

    “We were out hunting and my friend just keeled over!” he said. “What do I do?”

    “Don’t panic,” said the dispatcher. “First, go back to your friend and make sure he’s dead.”

    There was a silence. Then a gunshot was heard.

    “Okay, now what?” the guy asked the dispatcher.

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